DO YOU DARE GO WHERE THE DEMONS DANCE AND THE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD? If so, step right up and experience Hell on earth at A.D. Gore' Satan's Sideshow

What is Satan's Sideshow? Well, gather 'round my little demons and let me explain: Satan's Sideshow is my traveling cavalcade of politically incorrect oddities that I have personally developed - basically all the shit you see here in this catalog and then some. I felt the need to get out and meet and greet u fellow GoreHounds firsthand (oh yeah, not to mention fuck your girlfriends) and I needed a proper forum to unveil my new products. So I put together a Sideshow that contains all the elements of an old time sideshow: lots of Flash, Flesh, and of course, FREAKS! I mostly set up my Satan's Sideshow at Tattoo and Horror Conventions, and I never cease to freak out the clientele. My sideshow has been labeled "Hell's Gift Shop" by the New York City Press. What does one expect to see at my Creepy Carnival? Expect the unexpected! I bring with me a wide array of my products -- Dollz, T-Shirts, Stickers, etc. Just a fking ton of shit, so be sure to bring plenty of cash, grass or ass 'cause there ain't no free rides here at Satan's Sideshow. Along with my Catalog Curios, I sell things here that I don't sell anywhere else, not even through this catalog. Stuff so badass that only a lucky few of you will possess 'cause they are only available from me personally at my Sideshow! Along with my amazing merchandise, I bring actual sideshow specimens (real two-headed animals, Shrunken Heads, Gory Unreleased Crime Scene photos from my own collection, etc.) and put all of this on display for you for Free!

So come GLARE IF YOU DARE!! My whole booth is animated, bringing forth to you a cornucopia of Notorious Novelties and Trippy Treasures. And I always bring a few of the Scantily Clad Gorgeous GoreWhores for you horny cocksuckers to drool over, but don't get too close... they BITE (and they haven't had their shots!).

So I'm puttin' the Freak back in Freakshow, so come on and belly up to the balley. Gawk at my GoreWhores and tell me what a sick fk I am. I can be paid no higher compliment. And to those Young Girls out there who aspire to one day become part of the Underground Scream Print Family, I, A.D. Gore, would love to meet you and give you a personal "In-Depth." So gals, come on down, get some ink, have a drink, and let me SINK THE PINK! ha-ha-ha. If there is a tattoo convention in your area, give them a call and request the ominous presence of A.D. Gore's Satan's Sideshow! If you're a promoter and interested in booking us for your event, please call the Underground Hotline. What's a trip to Hell without a souvenir to remember it by?

First time available through the mail -- SATAN'S SIDESHOW SOUVENIRS!

This is the first time any of my Satan's Sideshow Souvenirs have been available through the mail. Originally they could only be gotten at the Sideshow itself but due to all your requests I've decided to let some of it be available to all, even if you haven't seen the show yet! This gives all you backwoods, inbred, Sister-Fkin' Trolls who live way out in buttfuck nowhere a chance to get all this cool shit!

Now don't you worry, all you convention junkies, I still have a plethora of stuff that can only be obtained by me at my Satan's Sideshow. I'm always coming up with new shit. I have a million tricks up my sleeve. I'm going to always keep you guessing! My merchandise line is forever growing just like that genital wart growing on the head of your crank (stop pickin' at it!). The first place to see this new shit is at Hell's Gift Shop -- A.D. Gore's Satan's Sideshow!

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