Yes, folks! Just another example that I have way too much time on my hands! I'm very pleased to introduce my brand new line of hand krafted custom klocks (there is NOTHING I can't perverse!) I have always had a fondness for clocks. This started in my young school years. The clock on the wall was all that I was paying attention to (well, that and the cheerleader's ass that sat in front of me!) Waiting for the bell to ring so I could get the f**k out of the classroom, catch a quick smoke in the boy's room, and try to coerce the nubile school girls to blow me under the bleachers. (Thanks, Shannon, ya slut!) Now, one thing about most clocks is that they all look the same and are, all in all, visually boring. So I, being the master kraftsman that I am, have single handedly created the world's most unique and klassic time pieces. Each klock I make is artistically hand krafted and will stand the testes of time. Leave it to me A.D. Gore, to make something as conventional as wall clocks a bonerfide Underground collectible! As with most of my s**t, these klocks are not mass produced. Each klock is customized by hand and each varied slightly. Each klock comes personally signed by me on the certificate adhered to it's back to authenticate these timeless treasures. Though I've just introduced these to my Underground market, collectors have been buying them up as fast as I can make 'em. A number of you out there have even written me to let me know they have a different klock of mine in every room in their house! Who wants some boring, plain, clock taking up your precious wall space when you can now get your very own Killing Time Kustom Classick Klocks! PIX ARE COMING! CHECK BACK SOON! FRONT | T-SHIRTS | DOLLZ | PENNANTS | BIBS | PINS | MANSONMANIA | STALK TALK | RAMONES | SATANISTS R US | CLOCKS | ABOUT US | GORE-A-TORIALS | SIDESHOW | ODDITORIUM | SCRAPBOOK | MAILING LIST | ORDERING INFO | CATALOG