And so it begins -- Okay. I know times are tough
and a lot of you out there ain't got a pot to piss in. So I've created my
own exclusive line of punk pins. That's something everyone can afford! I
also felt the need to create these pins because there are quite a few underground
aficionadoes who have real jobs (a fate worse than death!).
I know you couldn't get away with sportin' a full
on GOREiffic Tee at the office, but now you can slip by donning one of my
tasteful yet taseless pins, letting those who venture close enough know
you are a true freak. Personally, I am more of an in your face f****r, but
there is something to be said about being subtle. What could be more disturbing
than than a well-dressed businessman sporting a John Wayne Gacy pin on his
lapel? Just imagine the unspoken fear that will ensue in the crowded office
elevator!
Now all you gutter punks can adorn your leather
jackets with your favorite serial killers and other anti-social s**t. It
shouldn't take you too long to panhandle $1.25. Most of my pins are in full
splendid color and measure a tasteful 1 1/2 inches wide. Because I am a
generous S.O.B. I'm going to give you a special Underground deal. If you
buy . . .
- 5-9 pins -- get one pin of your choice free!
- 10-14 pins -- get two pins of your choice free!
- 15-19 pins --
get three pins of your choice free!
- 20-24 pins --
get four pins of your choice free!
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- Etc., etc. Get the picture, punk?
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