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| YES FOLKS, JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE THAT I HAVE WAYYYYY TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS!

I'm very pleased to introduce my brand new line of hand krafted custom klocks ( there is NOTHING I can't perverse!). I have always had a fondness for clocks. This started in my young school years. The clock on the wall was all that I was paying attention to (well... that and the cheerleader's ass that sat in front of me!). Waiting for the bell to ring, so I could get the fuck out of the classroom, catch a quick smoke in the boys' room, and try to coerce the nubile school girls to blow me under the bleachers (thanks Shannon, ya slut!!).
Now, one thing about most clocks is that they all look the same and all in all visually boring. So I, being the master kraftsman that I am, have single handedly, created the world's most unique and klassick time pieces. Each klock I make is artistically (or is that autistically?) hand-krafted and will stand the TESTES of TIME. Leave it to me, A.D. Gore, to make something as conventional as wall clocks, a BONERfied Underground Collectible!
As with most of all of my shit, these klocks are not mass produced in a huge scale. Each klock is kustomized by hand and each varies slightly. Though I've just introduced these to my underground market, collectors have been buying them up as fast as I can make 'em. A number of you out there have even written me to let me know they have a different klock of mine in every room of their house! Who wants some boring, plain, clock taking up your precious wall space when you can now get your very own Killing Time Kustom Klassick Klocks!

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