Q: When in the fuck is this website going to be fucking finished?!?

A: My website is going to be a continual "Work in Progress". I will be constantly working on it, fine-tuning it, and putting new shit up. You gotta remember that I am not some big business who has a full-time staff of illegal immigrants slaving away making the shit! It's me, Baby - I go by the do-it-yourself Philosophy of life! So, keep checking the site for new and exciting stuff and support your local lunatic!

Q: Are You the same guy that used to tour and sell wierd shit with the punk rock band "The Meatmen" in the early 1990's?

A: YES! That was me and my pal Tesco Vee! Back "in the day" (early 80's) I started my "carreer" as America's most notorious screen printer by designing
and printing T-shirts for just about every punk rock band in Washington, DC.

(For the full history of my Evil Empire go to the "Gorezette" part of this site and click on the "Everything You Wanted to Know about Satan's SideShow, But were Afraid to Ask" section to see and hear all of the gory details!)

More Question to come!