So Satan’s SideShow is not some big company. I fuckin’ hate big companies.
I won’t print or create something I don’t like just to make money – hell, I’ll never get rich this way, but that’s not the point behind what I do – I’m just a fan of the bizarre and want to create, as one of the Underground fans put it: “notorious novelties and trippy treasures,” something you won’t find anywhere but here!

Yes, over the years, I have been questioned by various people of the so-called “normal society” asking how I could print such “filth and decadence” but I just say, “fuck it.” I love what I print; but then again, I also like the smell of my own farts too! There are a number of other t-shirt companies out there, but what separates me from the pack is the care and attention I give to each and every design, down to the last detail. All of my new tees are hand screen printed (NOT transfers!!!) and I only print on the highest quality 100% heavyweight cotton tees (usually “Fruit of the Tomb”). The inks I print with are the best available in the industry, giving the best coverage and maximum opacity. On my black shirts, my white ink produces a vibrant bright white print, not washed out looking gray. On my multicolor prints, each color is hand “flash dried” (dying in-between colors while the shirt is still on the press!) to provide my tees with the sharpest print, brightest colors and unmatched washability! Most of my shirt designs are oversized (to shock and offend at greater distances) therefore they are only available in Large and Extra Large – NO mediums or smalls. Remember the actual shirts and other goodies look 1000 times better than they appear here in this website – it’s impossible to show their high quality on these small low resolution web images. I’m so sure you’ll be satisfied, that I guarantee all of my stuff 100%! I’ve been labeled as a creative genius by some and raving madman by others – now it’s time for you to decide! Ok, ok, enough from me. Read on and again, Welcome to my world – the World of the TRUE Underground Schlock Art!