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Greetings Fellow Drive-In Derelicts,

Andrew D. Waters here giving you an update on my World Famous Starlite Drive-In! As most of you are aware, we have been doing some major renovations -- So major, in fact, that we still aren't open yet! I would like to thank everyone for your continued patience and support during this construction period!

Just to keep you updated, here are a couple of special things we are working on to make Starlite bigger and better than ever!:

- Coming Soon, We will have the LARGEST screen on the East Coast! It will measure a whopping 53 Feet tall by an astonishing 121 Feet Wide!

- I have created a new speaker system that has been custom manufactured by a leading audio specialist. Now the sound will be clearer than ever on your very own car speaker!

- You will now be able to contact the Concession Stand and place orders FROM YOUR CAR!! Once the order is placed we will be able to locate your car in the lot via Master Control Panel and send the order to you via our "Starlite Concession Stand Cuties"! Yes, that's right, they will deliver the order RIGHT TO YOUR CAR throughout the entire evening! So now, all of our "Concession Stand Cuties" will be wearing ROLLERSKATES to serve you quicker!(and hey, won't it be fun to see the girls take a spill every now and then!)

- To prevent too many RollerSkating related mishaps (that could cost me a fortune in spilled soda's and hot dogs!) I'm actually having the ENTIRE lot repaved (so it will be as smooth as their skin!).

- We will always be serving the classic Drive-In movie treats, such as: Popcorn, Hot Dogs, 1/4 pound Hamburgers, and all types of soda and juices. Some of the menu will constantly vary, depending on what movie we are showing, (Be sure to bring your appetite to our "All-Night Elvis Presley Marathon"!) or whichever holiday is around the corner.

We don't want your Drive-In Movie Theatre to be like any other!

Until the grand opening occurs (date TBD) you will still be able to purchase our World Famous "StarLite Drive-In" merchandise right here online! I pride myself in offering a lunatic line of nutty Starlite novelties that are bound to please! My shirts have shown up on MTV videos as well as national magazines! I'll be putting up the pictures I get from all of my Rock-n-Roll and celeb friends who have visited us in the past!

So keep your eyes peeled on this super site for it will be changing weekly!

See Ya Soon!

Andrew D. Waters

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