I'm
standing in the pouring rain at the corner of
Hudson and Morton Streets in the West Village
with my umbrella awkwardly tucked under my left
arm, Wednesdays New York Times, folded in
fourths in one hand with the mornings crossword
puzzle face-up and a blue pen in my right. I am
late for work but I dont care. I cracked
the theme of the puzzle several minutes before
on the train and unlike my usual routine, I am
unable to put it away for the duration of my 10-minute
walk to work. I am determined to finish it right
then and there, pouring rain and tardiness be
damned.
Its
late spring 1994, Im 22 years old and en
route to what was then my first job. I had only
started doing puzzles two years ago in college
and was giddy about the prospect of completing
a mid-week puzzle. [Note: The New York Times
Crossword Puzzle gets progressively harder each
day after Monday, with Saturday being the hardest.]
Still ensconced in that collegiate slacker mentality,
I had yet to shake hands with the real workaday
world. Hence, my priorities: puzzle first, work
second.
Soon
I sense a pair of eyes burning through the back
of my paper. I look up and see a petite older
woman in a nylon tracksuit with her tiny pert
dog on a leash, staring at me. The woman is smiling.
I smile back and shrug. "Hey, sometimes you
gotta do what you gotta do," I say. She laughs,
making her way over to me.
Trying
to step in close to me, in spite of the distance
imposed by our two umbrellas, she peers over my
shoulder and says, "Oh, youre doing
a good job. Youve got them all right so
far."
"Thanks,"
I reply. "Im pretty psyched that I
figured out the theme, actually. Now its
just a matter of filling it all in."
"Yeah.
That is a nice feeling, isnt it?"
I
continue to fill in more squares when she says,
"You know, Im wondering, being that
youre a twentysomething and all, Id
love to know what you think of the Timess
new editor, Will Shortz?"
With
all the enthusiasm my body could muster that raw,
chilly spring morning, I look up and say, "Will
Shortz? Hes amazing! Hes the Tina
Brown of crossword puzzles! He bulldozed his way
in there and has made The New York Times Crossword
Puzzle accessible to a lot more people. Younger
people especially."
What
I was referring to was Shortzs introduction
of two milestone features, the first being clues
that refer to popular culture, including brand
names. I loved it! My father, a master puzzler
with several decades experience, was now calling
me for answers. He once called me to ask who Fred
Flintstones best friend was and which band
sings "Losing My Religion." I would
give him hints until he figured it out. He always
made me sweat it out when I asked for help, so
why shouldnt I return the favor?
Shortzs
other introduction was a great coup to all those
puzzle constructors who had, until then, remained
anonymous. Thanks to Will Shortz, cruciverbalists
bylines began to appear on the bottom left-hand
side of every grid, an addition that was appreciated
by constructors and solvers alike.
Tina
Brown, who had taken over The New Yorker less
than two years prior, had introduced a few things
to the legendary literary magazine that ruffled
many feathers, but perfectly preened mine. Akin
to The New York Times objective, Tinas
mission was to make The New Yorker appeal to a
younger, hipper audience. Tina had her detractors,
as the one-person buzz factory always will, but
she unequivocally upped the ante at The New Yorker
by including bylines in the "Talk of the
Town" section and inserting provocative subheads
to better draw peopletwentysomethings with
short attention spansin. It worked for me.
I was much more interested in reading The New
Yorker than I had been pre-Tina when I read it
mostly for the cartoons.
The
woman smiles again and says, "Wonderful!
Great to hear. Im sure Will will love to
hear that."
My
jaw drops and my eyes bulge.
"You
know Will Shortz?" I ask.
"Yeah,
sure. Im a puzzle constructor myself. I
also wrote a book about him. Hes a good
friend of mine."
I
lunge for her arm and say, "You must introduce
me to him. I mean, Im a huge fan of his.
Huge!"
She
laughs at my effusive request. After a moment
of silence she looks at me and says, "Actually,
Im having a cocktail party next Thursday
and Will will be there. Would you like to come?"
"Absolutely!
Tell me when and where and Ill be there."
She
introduces herself as Helene Hovanec and takes
down my number. I make sure to take her number
too to deflect any potential blow-offs or negligence
on her part. After she tells me about her two
nice Jewish sons, one of whom, she points out,
is single, I calculate that shes probably
my mothers age. We say goodbye and I hurry
the rest of the way to work.
The
next day Helene calls and gives me her address,
which not surprisingly, was right around the corner
from where we met. She informs me the party starts
at 7:00 and that she hopes to see me there. "Cant
wait," I say.
Thursday
morning of the following week I dress for work
with extra care. So, I thought, what does one
wear to meet the Crossword Puzzle Editor of The
New York Times? A little black dress? Nah, too
sexy. Jeans and a T-shirt? Uh-uh. Too informal,
plus it hints of disrespect. Hmm. Something casual
yet funky, but not too over the top. I settle
on an olive suede tank top I bought at a flea
market in New Zealand, a long flowy white skirt
and a pair of open-toe sandals with a mini-wedge
heel. I look at my clock and think, Cool, only
11 more hours till I meet the Puzzle Master himself.
Lest
you are unaware, earning the title of New York
Times crossword puzzle editor is no easy feat.
You pretty much have to wait for the reigning
one to die. Prior to Will Shortz there were only
three other editors in the puzzles 51-year
history. The first one was Margaret Farrar who
started editing the puzzles by default. She was
an executive secretary to one of the honchos at
The New York Times and noticed that there was
no formal editing process for the puzzles before
they went to press. So without being asked, Ms.
Farrar took on the additional task of filling
them out to check for any inconsistencies or errors.
In
1969, more than a quarter-century later, Ms. Farrar
left to edit The Los Angeles Timess puzzle
and Will Weng took over her editorship. Having
been born in 1971, I had never done one of Will
Wengs puzzles during his nine-year tenure,
although I have heard that Weng had a wry wit
and his puzzles were void of references to popular
culture. When Weng died in 1977, editor number
three, Eugene T. Maleska, stepped up to the plate.
Anyone who has done a Maleska puzzle knows how
esoteric they were. He loved to infuse them with
uncommon Latin words and phrases i.e.,
they were ball busters. They left my palms perpetually
sweaty and my teeth gnawing on pen caps. According
to the Times website, Maleska was "a
poet, educator, Latin expert and opera buff."
Although Ive never wished any dead person
ill, I was pretty glad to have him out of the
editing throne and hoped I would take more kindly
to his successor.
The
person responsible for finding Maleskas
replacement was Jack Rosenthal, the then editor-in-chief
of The New York Times Magazine. And in making
this decision, he set forth one criterion that
was new to the position. He wanted someone who
could connect with a younger generation. The search
lasted two and a half months. For the millions
of obsessed puzzlers across the land, those 10
weeks were fraught with fear and excitement. Who
would it be? Would he make any profound changes
to the current format? Would he be harder or easier
than Maleska? Would he be a she? On November 21,
1993, the baton was handed over to Will Shortz,
the editor of GAMES Magazine for more than 10
years.
Mr.
Shortz had been on the job for less than a year
when I came to meet Ms. Hovanec on the corner
of Hudson and Morton. And in that short, soggy
exchange, I was somehow dubbed the voice of my
generation, an important responsibility that I
wasnt about to take lightly.
I
show up at her spanking-new high-rise on Hudson
Street. It was a medium-size red brick high-rise
with gleaming windows trimmed in forest green.
After her doorman buzzes me up, I ring Helens
doorbell and am greeted with a big hug and kiss.
The first thing I notice is that Im overdressed.
Helene is wearing shorts and a casual short-sleeved
blouse. Theres another couple in their late
30s, early 40s, on the couch wearing shorts, T-shirts
and walking sandals. And then theres Will
in a short-sleeved button-down shirt, khakis and
brown oxfords. And thats it. No one else.
"How many more people are you expecting,"
I ask.
"This
is it," Helene says clapping her hands together
to indicate finality.
"Cocktail
party?" I think to myself. Is this what I
have to look forward to as an adult? To me, this
feels like having a few friends over to watch
Seinfeld and order-in Chinese.
I
settle in and Helene introduces me to Will and
the other couple, a husband and wife from the
Netherlands, who, apparently, were the crossword
puzzle editors of Hollands largest
newspaper. I didnt know what to make of
it except that the puzzle community sure seemed
tight-knit. I had never seen a picture of Will
and didnt really know what to expect. I
guess you could say that hes probably how
youd picture a man who makes his living
creating and editing crossword puzzles. He isnt
particularly handsome, but hes not ugly
either. He has straight brown hair parted a bit
to the side and a thick brown mustache. He is
somewhat fair-skinned with brown eyes. His look
is that of a geek who could care less that hes
characterized that way, as hes too busy
being the master of his ownif peculiardomain.
Will
is fairly enthusiastic about having a young person
there to tell him how hes faring with Generation
X. Excitedly I tell him how my father calls me
now for puzzle advice and how much I love that
role reversal. I tell him that I can now get through
Mondays and Tuesdays puzzles, but
that Wednesdays and beyond are still a challenge.
I tell him I like his puzzles a hundred times
more than Maleskas.
Eventually
we get deep into conversation about puzzles and
words. Puns and anagrams start flying about the
room, each of us trying to outwit the one who
quipped before. I want to appear clever to impress
this room of puzzle aficionados, but too many
letter combinations are ricocheting about my brain
and I cant seem to grab hold of any of them.
Suddenly, Will picks up a cocktail napkin and
starts writing.
"What
are you doing," I ask.
He
just smiles and keeps writing.
I
pick it up and it reads: T. Eliot, top bard, notes
putrid tang emanating. Is sad. Id assign
it a name: gnat-dirt upset on drab pot toilet.
"The
worlds longest palindrome," says Will.
Its worth mentioning that Will scribbles
this completely from memory. Before I have a chance
to bask in his nerdy, wordy brilliance, he picks
up the pen and begins writing again.
This
time he writes "Pneumonoultramicroscopisilikovolcanocoriosis,"
the longest word in the English language. Again,
by rote. "It means miners black lung
disease," Will says. And
then, with a chuckle, he tells me that there are
some words in existence that well never
have any use for, like, "ucalegon,"
which refers to the first person seen after a
house is on fire.
I
am wowed. In every way possible I am in awe of
his easy brilliance, his passion for language,
his encyclopedic knowledge of, well, just about
everything. I too love words and the manipulation
of them, and there I am sitting next toconversing
with!one of the worlds masters.
Helene
announces that dinner is ready and we all head
over to her round kitchen table.
"I
hope you dont mind," she says, "but
were using paper plates."
Next
thing I know she puts a big bowl of ziti mixed
with red tomato sauce in the middle of the table.
"Dig in," she says.
I
certainly learned a lot of new words that day.
But I also learned a definition for a word I thought
I already knew: cocktail party.
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